Let me share with all of you who visit my site a small but stinky thing that I enjoy getting at 2a in the morning:
Picture this if you will. A baby wails at 2a, waiting for her midnight feeding. As usual, the first thing to be done is a diaper change, which is always a little bit of a challenge in a dimly lit room. With this baby, the initial thing you hear as one picks her up is the continuous punctuated flatulence that coincides with vigorous leg kicking as she wakes up. To top it all off, the baby issues a huge grin as she lets each one rip. Then, finally, the back-end is quiet for a few minutes. So, OF COURSE, you believe that it is finally safe to change her diaper. NOT!!! As you position your face in the general vicinity of her bum so you can put the fresh diaper in its proper position, she turns her head to you, cracks a big toothless, gummy grin, and farts in your face. Hence Alyssa's new title, Senorita Butt Trumpet…
Picture this if you will. A baby wails at 2a, waiting for her midnight feeding. As usual, the first thing to be done is a diaper change, which is always a little bit of a challenge in a dimly lit room. With this baby, the initial thing you hear as one picks her up is the continuous punctuated flatulence that coincides with vigorous leg kicking as she wakes up. To top it all off, the baby issues a huge grin as she lets each one rip. Then, finally, the back-end is quiet for a few minutes. So, OF COURSE, you believe that it is finally safe to change her diaper. NOT!!! As you position your face in the general vicinity of her bum so you can put the fresh diaper in its proper position, she turns her head to you, cracks a big toothless, gummy grin, and farts in your face. Hence Alyssa's new title, Senorita Butt Trumpet… 
1 comment:
Joel,
WOW, would you at the difference b/tw the most recent photo and the one of them punching each other?
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